What the Heck are “Woman’s Issues”?

We will hear this term used ad nauseum thru the elections in 2008.

I would like someone to list them for me. As a man, I have no clue.

Except for liberal women’s favorite pastime and addiction to the ability to commit murder of a human being within their own body - known as abortion - and for other people to pay for it, I don’t know of any ‘women’s issues’. And I doubt even this issue is even desired by half the women in this country.

Ok, ladies and liberals - let’s have a list. I challenged the man-haters at “Feministing” to make a list, so I could make a list of ‘men’s issues’.

One major men’s issue is that a law should be passed making it a 2 year felony for a wife to talk to her husband during sporting events - unless asked a direct question like; “Hey babe, can you bring me a beer?”

I may have to re-think this. Afterall, she should be able to bring it and not say a word. Of course hearing her say, “Is there anything else I can do for you, Lord of the Castle?” is nice too. - Hank Dagny